Poor Husbands (I promise, I shall post one to support the Poor Wives tomorrow itself ! :)
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Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC - no matter however loud he is in the Outdoor, he is designed to remain Silent indoors...
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"Husband is one who is the head of the family, but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes."
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A man in Hell asked Devil: "Can I make a call to my Wife?"
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : "No Charge, Hell to hell is Free."
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Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means: Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have a new one
every day.
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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.
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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
Husband: A lovely Push...!
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It is said: "Behind every successful man stands a woman" - but not many know the fuller version of the phrase.
It is this: "Behind every successful man stands a woman, telling him that he is wrong !"
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And now for the best one ......................................
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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you, so he can have his rest and peace.
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