Read this on with a pinch of salt, and with a lot of humor - typical keywords used in a CV, and what could these be taken to mean in the real sense.
Outgoing Personality = Always going out of the office
Good Communication Skills = Spends lots of time on phone
Average Employee = Not too bright
Exceptionally Well Qualified = Made no major blunders yet
Work is First Priority = Too ugly to get a date
Active Socially = Drinks a lot
Family is Active Socially = Spouse drinks, too
Independent Worker = Nobody knows what he/she does
Quick Thinking = Offers plausible excuses
Careful Thinker = Won't make a decision
Aggressive = Obnoxious
Uses Logic on Difficult Jobs = Gets someone else to do it
Expresses Themselves Well = Speaks English
Meticulous Attention to Detail = A nit picker
Has Leadership Qualities = Is tall or has a loud voice
Exceptionally Good Judgement = Lucky
Keen Sense of Humor = Knows a lot of dirty jokes
Career Minded = Back Stabber
Loyal = Can't get a job anywhere else
Cheers
P.K.
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