Purely for fun....
A Company Secretary to his wife, on returning from office.....
Husband : Hi Dear, mark my attendance.
Wife : You are too late.
Husband : No problem, I am ready to pay the additional fee.
Wife : Be serious, we had a plan to go for movie.
Husband : i know this matter can be taken at any other meeting.
Wife : I really have done a wrong by marrying you.
Husband : Yes, also you should know that it is an un-compoundable offence.
Wife : Lets finalize whether we should live together or be separated.
Husband : Dont be silly; proxies are not allowed to speak.
Wife : Please, Leave me alone
Husband : No, I cant let the meeting conducted without quorum.
Wife : I will just be mad.
Husband : Contract with or by any Lunastic person is void ab initio.
Wife : I just want to go my father's house, take these keys of your house.
Husband : Presently, I dont have any buyback offer.
Wife : i just want to be separated from you.
Husband : You have to apply to the Court for demerger.
Wife : i think we both are unable to settle our disputes.
Husband : No problem, lets apply the court for voluntary winding up !